so i went to the hospital for my back today… came to work late…had to buy my own lunch from outside (the school usually provides lunch)….
so i am sitting in the conference room with the other teachers eating my lunch… and a kid comes in. this kid is annoying. he always bugs teachers…. touching them… and talking endlessly. he is seriously mentally handicapped… but no one admits it.
so he starts going on about why i am allowed to drink juice when everyone has to drink millk………. on and on for 10 min. the teachers are uncomfortable because of him… but also because he is right… they know i should only drink milk. see in japan… EVERYONE has to do the same thing… and if you dont get with the program you become an outcast. school lunch means, rice, fish, soup, and milk. thats it. you dont like it… tough. there is no excuse. get used to it. if your vegetarian? then you dont eat. thats it. you dont bring your own food. you JUST DONT EAT. sucks monkey balls!!!! so i am disobeying the “rule”. and this kid is bringing it up. I finally get fed up with it…. and i pass gas. i mean a HUGE FART!!! in the middle of the teacher’s lounge. everyone just stops talking and looks around. then i say… “oh… thats why i dont drink milk… it makes me do that a lot. please excuse my fart!”

yeah… disgusting. i know. but it shut him up.