“You wanna dance some more? I got a disco-ball in my room…” – Things to say when trying to get a woman to come over after a night out at a club….
“I guess if you’re 300 lb chick… you kinda havta’ take leftovers….” – Quoted by a true wiseman… after a few drinks
“It may not be the first time i’ve had my hair cut while drinking alcohol… but it is the first time the bottle was NOT in a paper bag” – taken from a review of MR. Salon.
“For an Aztec God… he looked dorky” — Spoken by a true champion of Dungeons and Dragons on a MUNI bus in downtown SF, while arguing with his OTHER D&D comrade.