Category: Deep Thoughts

When everything has left you…. You are alone. When you have left everything behind…. There…

The economy is so bad, god is starting to charge rent. The world economy has…

I love how the commercials for Proactive Green Tea Moisturizer commercials have to use Asian…

Opening a bottle of wine with your teeth, can cause damage to your teeth.

Never attack a drunk man with a gun – Robert Downey Jr. in Charlie Bartlett

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. YES is the answer. – porn…

“If electricity comes through electronics… does morality come from morons?” — old eastern european proverb……

“SO HOW THE HELL DO YOU GET GUYS IF YOU CAN’T SPEAK ENGLISH!?!?!?”

Heard today : “I’M SURE GAYS HAVE DISEASE…. BUT I’M NOT SURE ABOUT LESBIANS ……